If youre my girlfriend then there is absolutely no need to get jealous because im probably obsessed with you
a dystopian novel about some guy who works in the government and is just trying to get by while some shitty kids try and overthrow society
Doctor Who // 007 AU:
In which James Bond is a renegade Time Lord and occasionally bumps into the Doctor.
Everyone who reblogs this will get the title of a book to read based on their bio/posts.
Everyone. I mean it.
THIS IS THE BEST POST
I HAVE EVER SEEN
they really do mean everyone
the shit i text people
do you just stare at someone’s lips & get a massive urge to just make out with them.
We create fantasy because, without it, reality would be unbearable.
Illustration by Kristin Kest
the whole concept of flirting is just lost on me most of the time really. whenever someone is like “oh they were flirting with you” i’m just like. what. whenever someone is like “were you flirting with them?” i’m just like. what. whenever someone is like “oh you totally were flirting with them!” i’m just like. what. what is flirting. what is going on. what. i have no idea what’s going on. what